im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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