So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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