Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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