shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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