My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
