It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Someone shattered a urinal.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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