ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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