operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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