Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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