She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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