Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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