i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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