4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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