it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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