So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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