I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just forgot I was standing up.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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