Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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