K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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