what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
