did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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