I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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