is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do vagina's smell?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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