I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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