They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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