best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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