Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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