So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
