SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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