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M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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