I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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