i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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