happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
And then the night went full on bisexual.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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