I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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