the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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