you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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