Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Randomize
