does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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