are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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