Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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