Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I see more hoeing in ur future
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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