it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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