Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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