I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Congratulations! We have a period
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