Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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