You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
