perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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