Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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