I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
