I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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