Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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